my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
(via l---ife)
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
(Source: thatgwenchick, via pizza)
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
(via lubricates)
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
(via dylxnsmxth)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via dangering)
